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  • What makes your products so unique and funky?
    Oh, we're glad you asked! Our designs are curated by a team of sarcastic geniuses who use cutting-edge humor algorithms to bring you the funkiest and most unique products out there. We promise you won't find anything this cool anywhere else!
  • Do you have anything for those with a touch of arrogance?
    Absolutely! Our products cater to all levels of arrogance, from mild snarkiness to full-blown conceitedness. Be prepared to indulge in the arrogance you never knew you needed!
  • Can I find anything other than totes, mugs, and t-shirts?
    Oh, most definitely! We have an astonishing variety of products that will blow your mind – from school bags that scream "too cool for school" to hats that will make you the center of attention. We even have trousers that will make you the talk of the town (in a good way, of course).
  • Do you ship internationally?
    Wow, you've got quite the adventurous spirit! Absolutely, we ship our sassy goodness worldwide. No matter where you are, our products will find their way to your doorstep to grace your life with a touch of wit.
  • What's your return policy?
    Ah, the dreaded return question! If, by some unimaginable tragedy, you're not completely satisfied with your purchase, head on over to our shipping & return section, where you can find all the info you need to initiate a return. But hey, we doubt you'll ever want to part with our glorious products!
  • How can I contact you if I have more questions?
    Got something else to ask? Aren't you just full of questions today? Well, fret not! Simply click on our contact menu and fill out the form, and one of our sarcastic customer support agents (they're the best, by the way) will get back to you with a snarky response in no time!
  • Can I gift your products to my friends?
    Oh, absolutely! Our products make the perfect gifts for friends, enemies, frenemies, and everyone in between. Give the gift of sarcasm and watch as they marvel at your impeccable taste in presents.
  • Are your products made with sustainable materials?
    Well, we're all about the environment here at – saving the planet one witty remark at a time! Most of our products are made with eco-friendly materials, but if you want the full rundown on our environmental efforts, drop us a line through our contact page.
  • How long will it take to receive my order?
    Oh, the dreaded anticipation! Shipping times can vary depending on where you are in the world, but rest assured, we'll get your order to you as quickly as our sarcastic little feet can carry it. For specific shipping times, though, head over to the shipping & return section and have your patience tested by our whimsical delivery carriers.
  • Do you have a newsletter for all things sarcastic?
    Of course, we do! Join our snarky newsletter to receive the latest updates, exclusive offers, and a hefty dose of sarcasm straight to your inbox. Trust us; it'll be the best newsletter you'll ever subscribe to (we're not biased or anything).
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